BMW – ‘Summer Is All Yours’ With Al Roker

There are so many problems with this commercial. I’ll just pick a few. First, Al Roker lies to everyone to clear the beach for himself, and then smiles at a sad kid, who was just told he has to leave the beach due to coming bad weather. This is pretty typical for “the elite”, like some in our government, who think far too much of themselves, and not enough about the American Public. Next in the commercial, you see a shot showing a car next to the water, with an EV charging station right there, with no obstructions to the view of the water. I doubt there is anything like this anywhere in the world, and if there was, people like you and I would be unwelcome to use it. The EV stations we have access to have a huge diesel generator behind it. Lastly, who really likes Al Roker?

Plan B – It’s Proof That I Got This

EWWW! “This isn’t just a box of Plan B. It’s proof that ‘I got this'”. Who measures their ability to lead a productive life by how many easy options they have to kill their babies?

Secret Whole Body Deodorant – Just Plain Gross!

This new TV advertisement for Secret Whole Body Deodorant is just plain gross! Nobody wants to watch some lady spray her private parts with deodorant. “Wanna know a secret? More than just my armpits stink. That’s why I use Secret Whole Body Deodorant – EVERYWHERE.” EEEWWW!

CVS Pharmacy – Gay Dude Selling Makeup

CVS Pharmacy has a new commercial out that includes a gay dude selling makeup to women. I’m sorry, but ladies would know a lot more about makeup than a gay dude who wears nail polish. Another decent ad that was ruined by wokeness.

WISP Sexual Health – Why Women Dressed As Men?

This WISP commercial is pretty dumb! It makes no sense to me why 3 women are dressed up as old men, talking about women’s topics, including yeast infection medication and birth control deliveries. This one reminds me of the bad SNL skits and makes me change the channel for sure.

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Avalara – Annoying ‘Avalaraaahhhhhhh’

Avalara automated tax compliance company has a really annoying commercials out now where they say “Avalaraaahhhh”, which keeps going for way too long. AKA Comedy Overkill. This is one of the commercials that gets muted as soon as it is recognized.

GEICO Insurance – Cha Cha Slide Is Really Stupid

It’s funny how one company can have good ads, and then lay an egg like this one, titled “Cha Cha Slide”. The advertisement is supposed to be funny, but it’s really not. If someone did this in real life, and followed their GPS, or a song, into and through a field, they should not be driving. The ad was dumb even down to the last seconds of the ad where all of the actors are sort of dancing, while the tow truck driver twerks. This is a channel changer.

Frito-Lay & Pepsi-Cola Trans Summer Forever

Eww! This Frito-Lay & Pepsi-Cola commercial, titled “Summer Forever” is pretty disturbing! Check out the disgusting trans clown at the end of the commercial.. Frito-Lay & Pepsi-Cola commercials are now turned off and Frito-Lay & Pepsi-Cola will be permanently removed from my shopping list. Homie don’t play that!

MiraLAX – ‘Everyone Enjoys Talking About Poop’

This new MiraLAX commercial is stupid, disturbing and gross! I wish I hadn’t watched the whole 3:12 ad because it’s actually worse than the version on TV. They actually have the actor say stupid shit (pun intended), like “Grow up Abby! Literally everyone enjoys talking about poop!” This one is a channel changer for sure!

Tampax Tampons – Gross Ad With Gross Actor

EEWWW!! This Tampax commercial is just GROSS all the way around! It’s bad enough to have a commercial like this “Flow Forecast” advertisement from Tampax Tampons, but then to have disgusting actress Amy Schumer deliver the ad makes it much worse of an ad. We know that companies have to advertise their products, but there is always a far better way to make an ad that doesn’t make people want to puke. This is a definite channel changer!